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ActiveState Perl Haiku Contest
Winners: Haikus about Perl
Grand Prize Winner
Name: Ed Snoeck
Haiku:
ugliness that grows
into beauty inside of
your favorite shell
Second
Name: Jeffrey Welty
Haiku:
Arbitrarily
Nested structures for data;
Joy of birds in flight.
Third
Name: Curtis Smith
Haiku:
As with the spring rain
Perl is indispensable
Unquestionable
Dishonorable Mention
Name: Geoff Kuenning
Haiku:
Unreadable code,
Why would anyone use it?
Learn a better way.
Entries: Haikus about Perl
Name: Jasvir Nagra
Haiku:
sullen fsck platter
tickled by a perl regexp
lost music replays
Name: Jasvir Nagra
Haiku:
Working overtime
a handful of sigils
reunites lovers
Name: Abuzar Chaudhary
Haiku:
Hot massage, warm nights
a life spent in servitude
Perl, webmistress, me
Name: Abuzar Chaudhary
Haiku:
Gloomy day; cops raid
come to take love code away
suicide with my Perl
Name: Abuzar Chaudhary
Haiku:
See the morning sun?
The parrots have come to rule
Resistance has won!
Name: Abuzar Chaudhary
Haiku:
Weatherless matrix
cubicle I.P. tyrants
Perl will set me free
Name: Abuzar Chaudhary
Haiku:
Wise Sun says Python
Perl Ruby Tcl PHP
all tongues parrots speak
Name: Abuzar Chaudhary
Haiku:
Polyamorous
seduces in many tongues
Parrots love the spring
Name: Abuzar Chaudhary
Haiku:
Bonfires and warm nights
Perl coders with social cause
peace, love, and free all
Name: Abuzar Chaudhary
Haiku:
A warm bonfire night
Perl coders, Linux notebooks
love, freedom for all
Name: Abuzar Chaudhary
Haiku:
Outdoor spring orgy
Mating with queer fierce freedom
Parrots and Gnu beasts
Name: Abuzar Chaudhary
Haiku:
Rainy days, boys gone
coding with my period
Perl: Geek Grrls best friend
Name: Abuzar Chaudhary
Haiku:
Spring, fall, seasons all
wait, patience, sweet love shall come
clear day of Perl 6
Name: Abuzar Chaudhary
Haiku:
Fight the evil SCO
Fight the evil Microsoft
Cool Perl by your side
Name: Abuzar Chaudhary
Haiku:
See the morning sun?
The parrots have come to rule
Resistance Futile!
Name: Abuzar Chaudhary
Haiku:
Spring wakens Gnu beasts
ponies pythons camels, with
parrots abound free
Name: Abuzar Chaudhary
Haiku:
Hear the Parrot roar
Look up to clear heavens geek
See the Parrot soar
Name: Dave Fischer
Haiku:
Java object clouds
the oyster opens brilliant
an easy beauty
Name: Dave Fischer
Haiku:
Former Reggie and
reserved word that cleaves apart
order from chaos
Name: Dave Fischer
Haiku:
See Pan ponder all
remarkable offerings
gifts spring forth anew
Name: Roberto Nozaki
Haiku:
Life was dark and confusing
Turned green and amazing
After PERL I started using
Name: Roberto Nozaki
Haiku:
I am no fool
Why? I tell you!
PERL is my tool
Name: Roberto Nozaki
Haiku:
Need no C, no VB
'cause my precious PERL
I have with me
Name: Chris Angell
Haiku:
Perl is addictive,
Been coding for five days straight!
I should go eat now.
Name: Matthew Musgrove
Haiku:
Anything can be
done even if it seems like
it's impossible.
Name: duane o
Haiku:
one hundred dos scripts
one thousand config files
managed by my perl
Name: duane o
Haiku:
tr map eval
misunderstood underused
like perl before swine
Name: duane o
Haiku:
searching for treasure
swimming deep beneath the C
i'm diving for perl
Name: duane o
Haiku:
valued as a gem
to run perl without a shell
perlapp is my friend
Name: Curtis Turner
Haiku:
/usr/bin/perl
not # ! /bin/sh
no need to beat and bang.
Name: Jeffrey Welty
Haiku:
O modular Perl
For extensible reuse -
My love embedded.
Name: Jeffrey Welty
Haiku:
Perl cultivation,
Declaring lexical scopes -
Efficient blooming.
Name: David Kirschbaum
Haiku:
"use strict;" by default
Discipline the hackers lack.
I am not afraid.
Name: David Wall
Haiku:
a simple text file
can be a powerful thing
when written in Perl
If you want to be
just another Perl hacker
start learning Perl now
powerful programs
Perl is glue for computers
internet duct tape
playful programmer
prodigiously produces
Perl package power
Name: John Cataldo
Haiku:
perl perl perl perl perl
perl perl perl perl perl perl perl
perl perl perl perl perl
Name: Tom Doan
Haiku:
perl, my lovely perl,
thou hast massaged all my text.
o enlightenment!
Name: Tom Doan
Haiku:
perl is a prism
through which chaos breeds order.
perfection attained.
Name: Tom Doan
Haiku:
needing a quick meal,
i whip out my non-stick perl
to cook spaghetti.
Name: Jeffrey Welty
Haiku:
Search, match, and replace;
Simple, efficient, parser -
Graceful language, Perl.
Name: Jeffrey Welty
Haiku:
Love, recursively -
I need to say [Perl I love]*
Concatenations
Name: Kirk McCullough
Haiku:
Palindromic script
Does not show well against the
Power of Duct Tape.
Name: Suman Manandhar
Haiku:
One single semicolon
A perfect drop of perliness
Rest is padding
Name: Japanese Perl
Haiku:
I love Perl
Because I love
Many dollars.
Name: john saylor
Haiku:
snow falls through space
around the fortress's gates-
perl's free form syntax
Name: Katsuwo Osaka
Haiku:
percent
escape word is
same with.
Name: Katsuwo Osaka
Haiku:
#/usr/bin/perl
-w
don't forget
Name: Allan Clarke
Haiku:
my, our lovely Perl
slurping, strict, purity. but,
search not the ocean
Name: Katsuwo Osaka
Haiku:
#/usr/bin/perl
-w
don't forget
If your script
use for Site.
Name: Fumihide Nario
Haiku:
No one cannot find out.
Everyone can use it.
Perl can make us happy.
Name: Mario Lia
Haiku:
i code perl all day
at night, my dreams all the same
pound signs plentiful
Name: Jeff Welty
Haiku:
Economy bad,
High-skilled, laid-off, showing sign -
I will code for foo.
Name: Jeff Welty
Haiku:
Language of nature;
Regular expressions find
Like bees to flowers.
Name: Jeff Welty
Haiku:
Coding late at night,
Bugs infest inside and out -
You torment me now.
Name: Jeff Welty
Haiku:
Errors everywhere,
Debug my precious Perl code -
You are so sublime.
Name: Jeff Welty
Haiku:
Watch a lotus bloom,
Mind reflects in still water;
Siblings, moon and perl.
Name: Jeff Welty
Haiku:
Perl developers
Unite and merge into one -
Sounds of the keyboard.
Name: Jeff Welty
Haiku:
Perl blossom above;
Celetial orb, come to earth,
Help me find my way.
Name: Reese Lloyd
Haiku:
Quick Like A Bunny
Does So Much With So Little
Soon Will Rule The Earth
Name: Leo Gertsenshteyn
Haiku:
A brook of data
Briskly flows to parts unseen--
Cash under toils in silence
Name: Curtis Smith
Haiku:
Pliable, proven
Practical and portable
Preferrably Perl
Name: Justin Larue
Haiku:
...bloody perl haiku
it's so addictive and fun
I write too many
Name: Robert Peake
Haiku:
variable world
lexical scope provides hope
use strict and like it
Name: Dabe Murphy
Haiku:
Laziness saves time,
Impatience makes us faster,
Hubris gets us laid.
Name: Javier Isassi
Haiku:
chase to get
a Perl of wisdom
Ready.
Before you ask.
Name: Zachary McArtor
Haiku:
network super glue
I don't lose my mind
running out of time
Name: Zachary McArtor
Haiku:
Perly white syntax
A linguistic masterpiece
duct tape of the net
Name: Chris Deibler
Haiku:
autumn of my code
writer's block; sloth; fading fire
CPAN, spring reborn
Name: Chris Deibler
Haiku:
unfounded terror,
stay thy hand, release the tab
tokens mark my scope
Name: Kaaru Eravaldus
Haiku:
I love Perl since I can write
scripts at home under Linux
that work at the office on Macs!
Name: Adam Barr
Haiku:
where'd my input go
used @ sign not $ sign
darn that list context
Name: Avetik Topchyan
Haiku:
hardest to learn - easiest to speak
hardest to grasp - easiest to type
tongue of the few
Name: Ace Suares
Haiku:
Haiku writ in Perl, or
haiku written about Perl
why would we care?
Name: Georg Buehler
Haiku:
Easy things: easy.
Difficult things: possible.
This Perl is freedom!
Name: Joel Beaven
Haiku:
It's fluid scripting,
Text can be split at my will,
The Camel I love.
Name: Daniel Horbatt
Haiku:
Open Source Programming
Observing closed source peers fret
I am in code bliss
Name: Kees Cook
Haiku:
I am thankful for "use strict"
my syntax is good
whoops, run-time error bit me
Name: Bill Webb
Haiku:
Validate with Perl?
There's a missing asterisk
Haiku not required!
Name: Ben Schuler
Haiku:
Miles of rope it has,
Perl - the eclectic parser -
to hang youself with
Name: Albert Braun
Haiku:
my coworker thinks
perl is something to laugh at
it is not, smartass
Name: mike Badger
Haiku:
So you use Excel
But your CAD data needs tweeked.
Time to parse with Perl?
Name: mike Badger
Haiku:
My Technicians grip
Too much data from their tests.
Shall I write a script?
Name: Thomas Guerin
Haiku:
Like swans glide to lake
Programmers to Perl awake
Life of peace begins
Name: James Van
Haiku:
facing a deadline
coding on a winter night
I should have used Perl
Name: mike Badger
Haiku:
Script Cats out in Mirc
They spam my channel too much
Fight back with Perl
Name: Justin Larue
Haiku:
loop through the file
regex out all the data
where does it all go?
Name: Justin Larue
Haiku:
use require my
sub next last break continue
hope it terminates
Name: Justin Larue
Haiku:
pretty bits of code
wrapped up in puncutation
like an oyster's "perl"
Name: Justin Larue
Haiku:
hashbang line goes here
defenitions and program
document with pod
Name: Mark Hazen
Haiku:
Code executing,
but nothing to show for it;
I'm flushed; buffers aren't.
Name: Corey Parsons
Haiku:
Perl – efficiency,
And Precision – where data
Becomes information
Name: Bill Bennett
Haiku:
In early darkness
Heavy deadlines portend the dawn
Language helps, not hinders
Name: Mike Badger
Haiku:
Entry in Contest
Will Perl be used to judge?
$entry eq $me;
Name: Corey Parsons
Haiku:
An arduous task
Perl comes to the rescue
The boss is happy
Firewall logs to parse
Network abuse suspected
The culprit is found
Large database for
Account administration
Perl handles it well
Name: John Drummond
Haiku:
Cherry blossoms fall,
servers self-administrate,
and admins can smile.
perl dash w
See: program syntax OK
Feel: accomplishment
Even I got packed
in a distro; used Perl and imagination
Need to make sense of
a bunch of gobbledygook?
It's a job for Perl!
Okay I'm done now;
I could type these all day, but
some poor soul must read.
Name: Katrina Gressett
Haiku:
Perl you may be terse,
my algorithms want you.
Briefly together.
Name: Katrina Gressett
Haiku:
Perl, fast as lightning.
So few lines of code for that.
It's already done!
Name: Mike Fowler
Haiku:
Dancing fingers flash
Create magic from the void
The wonder is Perl
Name: Katrina Gressett
Haiku:
A Perl on the shore.
I coded the beach and waves.
In just a few lines.
Name: Bill Newton
Haiku:
oyster meet camel
Sweet love, take beautiful shape
No need for an A.
Name: paul thompson
Haiku:
The guru is vague
"Many paths your code can take"
You know Tim Toady?
Name: Katrina Gressett
Haiku:
Five ways to code it.
Which is my favorite way?
Perl is the best for choices.
Name: Katrina Gressett
Haiku:
Six lines of Perl code
or triple that in C code.
My choice is easy.
Name: Sam Kolb
Haiku:
placid oyster yields
a gui mess before swine
Tcl's my fancy
Name: Katrina Gressett
Haiku:
Semicolon ends
my line of Perl code genius.
ACK! I forgot one.
Name: Katrina Gressett
Haiku:
The camel spits whilst
I write another regex.
Perl equals magic.
Name: Michael Hinckley
Haiku:
Clarifying lense
so murky and disturbing
turns rainbow to light!
Name: Stuart Whitmore
Haiku:
Perl gives me freedom,
easy learning, speed; aiding
productivity.
Name: Amir Karger
Haiku:
Impatient camel
Lazily spits out code pearls.
True Hubris drives him.
It's post-modern!
Better code gets written when
There's More Than One Way.
Name: Albert Williams
Haiku:
open FILE theways
while FILE HowDoILoveCount
print Perl pays the bills
Name: Velorek Fs
Haiku:
Words of accurate beauty
Shinning out the truth
of a stubborn flexibility
Name: Steve Joiner
Haiku:
I write code in Perl,
Noone else understands it.
Job security!
Name: Miles Alan
Haiku:
"Perl is elegant":
A regular expression
Of simplicity
Name: Brian Cooke
Haiku:
In the frigid days
Were only ones and zeroes
We have Perl--it's Spring
Name: Scott Kelly
Haiku:
When the Bubble burst
Common Gateway Interface
Paid my power bill
Name: Dave Newton
Haiku:
many many ways
to do what you want to do
obfuscated code
Name: Scott Baxter
Haiku:
Red leaves fall down
The song birds leave this place
Perl runs without trace
Name: Troy Crews
Haiku:
The camel taught me
Parsing text is much more fun
Than using VB!
Name: Matt Sanford
Haiku:
diving deep for gems
surfaced with enlightenment
Perl for the masses
from fingers to screen
from camels to Komodos
let perl be your guide
the source code is free
from you the code flows quickly
your state is active
open-source and fast
faster than a speeding camel
quickly changing you
Name: Neil Bruce
Haiku:
Shellfish can't parse text?
No regular expressions.
Oyster without perl!
Name: Scott Baxter
Haiku:
On the Internet
my Perl code proliferates.
It is good to share.
Name: andrea gradidge
Haiku:
so nimble-fingered
the pale diver holds a prize :
perfection of Perl
Name: Pavel Aubuchon
Haiku:
My friend in dark times
Filthy, Stinky, Fat, C code
parse text, my precioussss
Name: Tim Buck
Haiku:
Powerful as C
And readable as PostScript
Zawinski on Perl
Name: Scott Baxter
Haiku:
To Help my users
I write CGI in perl
They are now happy
Name: Kabir Ahuja
Haiku:
a semicolon
another line ends in the
dance of the camel
Name: James Boyer
Haiku:
Perl is code, just code.
Can a life exist in code?
Code is life, no less.
Name: David del Rio
Haiku:
What mollusk bore thee?
Slash-user-slash-bin-slash-perl.
Be free from thine shell.
Name: jeff putnam
Haiku:
Snow falling on Perl -
White noise covering line noise -
Hides all the bugs too
Name: John Lewis
Haiku:
pound sign hides my love
later maintainers keep hack
users never know
Name: Ed Donahue
Haiku:
I don't care about
your complicated data,
I'll automate it
Name: Joshua Megerman
Haiku:
Programming in Perl
Is like programming in C
But much easier
Name: Scott Baxter
Haiku:
Sophos Active State
asks me to write my Perl love;
Not enough room here
Name: brian ashland
Haiku:
In a corner room
Bleak light illumines a perl.
Spring in winter's rage.
Name: Zachary McArtor
Haiku:
glourious eval
program purity constant
isolate taint
Name: Jeff Finn
Haiku:
elegant coding
and obfuscation contests
are why i like perl
Name: Martin M
Haiku:
Perl in a Shell
Shells be afraid
The Water is cold
Name: Alec Heller
Haiku:
As my pipeline fills,
and each line is munged, I print
dollar underscore
Name: pierre Landanger
Haiku:
Perl is tiny, sweety and lovely.
Life is Perly
Name: Zachary McArtor
Haiku:
trinity of types
save me from data type hell
simplify me again
Name: Zachary McArtor
Haiku:
The one true language
I pray while facing CPAN
apostles use strict
Name: Jeffrey Dunitz
Haiku:
small pearls of wisdom
translate into handy code
let's get the job done
Name: Andy Harrison
Haiku:
of dromedary
and of the practical type
each a camels face
Name: Jeffrey Dunitz
Haiku:
flexible syntax
frustrates traditionalists
not one way, but more
Name: Zachary McArtor
Haiku:
lost in data types
camel carries me along
oasis of love
Name: Shaolin Tiger
Haiku:
Three lines for the comp
But how many syllables?
Vague rules don't suite geeks
Name: Zachary McArtor
Haiku:
$caler simplified
Perl beauty in thine eyes
%Hashed out hypnotized
Name: Evan Agee
Haiku:
With Perl in my life
I will need none other. none.
You complete my life
RegExp all day long
never feeling guilty, no -
need it? Yes I do.
Oh my little Perl
So unknown yet so loved, Perl
Will she ever shine?
Name: Graham Innocent
Haiku:
Hash Bang Slash, begin!
With such struggle, do we tame
the wild Unix box
Name: Bob Davis
Haiku:
If I could write perl
i'd write perl like no one else
if a pearl i write
Name: Bill Schmell
Haiku:
I like perl
Makes body strong
Too bad I have no ding dong.
Name: Ron Svedersky
Haiku:
Sitting at my desk,
managing too many text files.
Perl makes it easy.
(Alternate last lines:
Thank God there is Perl.
Thank God for Larry.)
Name: John Cataldo
Haiku:
I once knew this programmer, Sue
She loved Perl right through and through
Poetry, though
She just didn't know
I bet she'd probably love this Haiku!
Name: Phil Rodgers
Haiku:
Perl outshines .NET;
no obfuscator's needed
to protect the source
Name: Kent Tegels
Haiku:
Perl makes my life easy,
Even works in MS Windows,
such purgatory.
Name: James Raiher
Haiku:
while on this dark earth
dot pl is comforting
and ever after
Name: c crawford
Haiku:
googol
Your vastness
so many different ways
Lovely
Name: Luis Carlos Bethancourt
Haiku:
back tic all the love
open arms to the sunhine
envy the pound signs
Name: Robert Geiger
Haiku:
I hear the symbols
so loudly I want to scream
Perl is not Python
Name: Joey Gibson
Haiku:
Looking like Line Noise
I write code with Abandon
None may comprehend
Name: DZ Jay
Haiku:
Easy are the simple things
Hard things possible?
the answer is TIMTOWTDI.
Name: Juan Cuellar
Haiku:
The contest closed
The tear falled
The camel cried
Name: DZ Jay
Haiku:
Complex project, deadline looming
Swift and terse rides
The camel to victory.
Name: Karl Koelbel
Haiku:
Content strings parsing
smooth as the wind, with thine grace
and tranquility.
Name: Andrew Pullin
Haiku:
Perl of the Camel,
Duct Tape of the Internet,
Great is Larry Wall.
Name: Lucas Pfaff
Haiku:
When I try to read
Regular Expressions My
eyes bleed profusely
Name: Chris Deibler
Haiku:
consumed by text snake
vars wear no clothes; is that mine?
or is it syntax?
Name: Robert Hicks
Haiku:
Project still going?
My project is finished now.
I really love Perl.
Name: Chris Deibler
Haiku:
Perl loss grasps heartstrings
python bites; ruby eccentric
bringing fell winter
Name: Stephen Thomson
Haiku:
cursor springs forward
followed by a string of Perl
programming is art
Name: Carl Mankinen
Haiku:
For streams it's best
in a hash, regex is run
battles are won
Name: Anne Marie Tobias
Haiku:
correspondence born
Regex my raw data stream
find my truth in PERL
Name: Anne Marie Tobias
Haiku:
facing Gordian Knots
PERL brings many blades to bear
cutting like Swiss steel
Name: Anne Marie Tobias
Haiku:
I shuck sweet oysters
break shell to find code
gladly I find PERL
Name: david hardne
Haiku:
Many things to to
Many ways to do them too
How will i proceed?
Name: John Krahn
Haiku:
use Perl;
program
fulfillment
Name: Rachael Stanton
Haiku:
so much rope to hang
yourself around the neck with.
freedom is sublime
Name: pekka korte
Haiku:
perfect is my code
white as snow or perly tooth,
written with much love
Name: James Mayfield
Haiku:
I select the best
language for each task I have.
It is always Perl.
Name: James Mayfield
Haiku:
Perl is Garcia,
Watson, Cooder and Gatton
all rolled into one.
Name: James Mayfield
Haiku:
Just as Java is
a clunky beast of burden
so is Perl a dove.
Name: James Mayfield
Haiku:
When asked 'What's Perl for?'
I say 'Don't ask that question,
learn Perl 5 instead.'
Name: James Mayfield
Haiku:
When I first started
I wrote Perl that looked like C
Now I just write Perl
Name: James Mayfield
Haiku:
Every Haiku
may be written in three lines
But Perl needs just two
Name: James Mayfield
Haiku:
I need not assign
undef to a new 'my' var
Yet assign I do
Name: James Mayfield
Haiku:
Surely this poem
will win the Haiku Contest
if it mentions Perl.
Name: James Mayfield
Haiku:
The contest is apt
Since Haiku is much like Perl:
Oddly compelling
Name: Robert Ferguson
Haiku:
A subtle whisper?
No, behold the strength of Perl!
Freedom in a line
Name: Bongo Bob
Haiku:
A mixed up language
entwines my confused head-mind
why not use python?
Name: Mark Maslow
Haiku:
If the morning shine
beaming out from monochrome
is translucent... PERL
To learn the game Go
Takes moments. To master, years.
As it is with PERL
Shorter than a star
shooting across the fall sky.
Dreams of PERL tk
PERL lives a shy life
sharing a bin with Oscar
letting usrs free
I remember my
first MainLoop statement. so young
she waits for me still
slash usr slash bin
slash perl space dash w
The heart of the art.
Name: aaron paushter
Haiku:
ingenius syntax
cgi to the extreme
subtle dignity
Name: Tyler Aviss
Haiku:
Perl, Perl, do you use
To compile your own hai-kus
Regexps fun to abuse
Name: Kevin Landry
Haiku:
the regex beauty,
solve your problems in realtime,
write fast run any place.
Name: Peter Noyes
Haiku:
Dreaming in a daze
Of regular expressions
Coaxes me to sleep
Name: Will Preston
Haiku:
late at night I dream
of types eating my elbow
when I wake, I PERL
Name: Randy Muller
Haiku:
Chewing on the text
with regular expressions
I munch happily
Moving lots of text
Variables spring to life
I make a new thing
Winter turns to spring
Old dead text takes on new life
A thing of beauty
Name: Will Preston
Haiku:
easy to find bliss
within the confines of PERL
just don't fork while true
Name: Will Preston
Haiku:
of all the choices
one is abundantly clear
as the best... it's PERL!
Name: Dan Kane
Haiku:
For automation,
A program would be too much
All I need is Perl
Name: Joe Oppegaard
Haiku:
Data munging dream
What is near the oasis?
A bright white camel!
Name: Shane Ladd
Haiku:
Perl is fine and good
But make sure your girlfriend knows
It's not Helzberg's kind
Name: Shane Sligh
Haiku:
Thank God Larry made
the Internet super glue
we all know as Perl
Name: Joseph Haga
Haiku:
life free you
you can achieve great things
you free life
Name: jeff putnam
Haiku:
There's more than one way
In Perl, to do it. But all
are unreadable.
Name: Steffen L Norgren
Haiku:
old perl releases
grave security issue
buffer overruns
Name: Ryan Elisei
Haiku:
Larry Wall envisions
staring at the ceiling
digital duct-tape
Name: William Wallace
Haiku:
Perl comes to your door
Swift,speaks so little,but means
More than you can know
Name: Alan Davidson
Haiku:
Perlmongers are
The elite among coders:
Knowing the divine.
Name: Marcel VanDalfsen
Haiku:
Just in - SCO owns Perl,
so says Darl "Cowboy" McBride.
Buy a license now.
Name: Douglas Bell
Haiku:
Free, fast, and simple
Wish I has a chick like that
The wind cries Larry
Name: Marcel VanDalfsen
Haiku:
For a fresh new start-
go to slash as sysadmin
and use unlink star
Name: Brad Endsley
Haiku:
"use strict;" by default
Discipline the hackers lack.
I am not afraid.
Name: Alan Davidson
Haiku:
O, Perl, thou hast been
A grace upon my website.
Frabjous CGI!
Name: Paul E
Haiku:
I sure am sorry
If I was sorry before
I should have quit this
Name: Paul E
Haiku:
Perl is teh sexorz
That means sexy in ?stupid?
Forums are for chumps
Name: Paul E
Haiku:
We are several apes
We use tree as computer
We Cobol, sorry
Name: Paul E
Haiku:
This is Internet
I have instructions for you
You will use Perl now
Name: Alan Davidson
Haiku:
Tantalizing script
Versatile yet powerful
Hard to code in, though
Name: Richard Fromage
Haiku:
He don't know 'bout Perl
other than as a necklace.
Name: Paul E
Haiku:
My cat is named Perl
My cat maybe a language
A language named Perl
Name: Alan Davidson
Haiku:
Perl is the language
That makes the 'Net so useful,
Best of all the scripts.
Name: Paul E
Haiku:
Perl is like napalm
I rub it all over me
Wait, that is lotion
Name: John Hall
Haiku:
consistency belongs
in fiber supplement ads
perl makes life good
Name: Paul E
Haiku:
Perl is for dinner
Perl is good for great justice
I don?t understand
Name: Trevor Joerges
Haiku:
blessing in disguise
a true virtue in our lives
there is no reprise
Name: Chris Knight
Haiku:
My life forever
Altered beyond description
By three simple lines
Name: callum prentice
Haiku:
portable free solution
life without it brings tears
thank you larry
Name: Paul E
Haiku:
Perl is about love
It touches me while I sleep
I can?t make it stop
Name: Paul E
Haiku:
Perl is delicious
It is made out of candy
It burns when I pee
Name: Jeremy Rodgers
Haiku:
perls are like gems
darwin can't make a mistake
with perl we win
Name: Emile Bourquin
Haiku:
Zen of coding style
Terse yet strong, glue of the web
You do my bidding
Name: David Levin
Haiku:
Shuttle ops galore.
Who is the real loser here?
Future bug fixers.
Some fool wrote you, script.
And who's the bug fixer? Me.
Why can't I read you?
Ah, understanding.
Within double references
There's enlightenment.
Name: Mark Reid
Haiku:
Dollar-underscore.
It always contains answers.
Right or wrong: who knows?
Name: Mark Stanislav
Haiku:
Practical Extraction and Reporting Language
The Premier Essence of Rocking Linux Scripting
Parsing Enhancing and Refining Logs
Name: Stu Selthun
Haiku:
I'm a perlhack and
I'm OK. I code all night
Moon lake, ice wind, shine.
Name: Jamie Zawinski
Haiku:
The line noise of perl
fills me with terrible pain
cherry blossoms fall
Name: Jason Santos
Haiku:
Thank You, Randal Schwartz
Just Another Perl Hacker
Enlightened Us All
Name: J Koebel
Haiku:
Perl universal
Confusion within abounds
Powerful system
Name: Mark Reid
Haiku:
In crunching text files,
it surpasses all others.
Just try it with C!
Name: Robert Kozachek
Haiku:
perl white like snow screen
code falls making tapping sound
beauty without error
Name: Nathan Bessette
Haiku:
no time for alarm?
dump last package; join our flock
do accept sleep, stat!
Name: Matthew Musgrove
Haiku:
Natural language,
Programs are written with ease;
Beautiful design.
Name: Matthew Musgrove
Haiku:
Elegant, simple,
and powerful enough to
do most things with ease.
Name: Richard Wells
Haiku:
Ship of the desert
Unlikely mascot of geeks
Come back again soon
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